My Good Friend DIck

An old drunk man once said to me that the only friend I could get in life was my dick. After been asked why was that so he said to me, with a dizzy wise look, that he was that guy who, even living next to my ass, he never tries to fuck it.

Well, time after time I find myself wondering if that old guy got it all wrong. If the reason my dick does not try to fuck my ass isn't the fact that he is my only friend in life, but because he is not that long.